Terry Prone: When it comes to woodlice, I’m Albert Pierrepoint — fast and efficient
'If you live in a Martello tower, you do not have air conditioning. You can’t afford it, for starters, because old buildings are always trying to fall down or apart, and prevention is costly.' Picture: Ruth Medjber
If you found the weekend a bit hot, you get a sympathy vote. But I put it to you that you did not have to deal with indoor wildlife, a growling toilet, or an upchucking cat while facing the prospect of strangers walking through your bedroom. As I did.
