Tommy Martin: Just because you are Cinderella doesn’t mean all your sisters aren’t ugly

ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS: Armagh captain Aidan Forker and Donegal manager Jim McGuinness discuss the shortest route to Croke Park after their Ulster SFC final in Clones. Pic: David Fitzgerald/Sportsfile
As if Donegal didn’t have enough to be dealing with.
At around the same time as the GAA were forcing upon Jim McGuinness’ team the now infamous six-day turnaround – the most barbaric form of punishment since the cat o’ nine tails – a judge in Belfast was quashing plans to upgrade the A5 road that runs between Derry and Aughnacloy on the Tyrone/Monaghan border.