‘MUTTON dressed as lamb doesn’t begin to convey the horror of it. Here’s this oul wan appearing in the middle of an American football game, and swear to God, you’d be mortified to even imagine the way she’s dressed. Or perhaps undressed would be a better term, because you wouldn’t get even one decent dress out of the totality of the cloth involved.
“Vertiginous heels, for starters, if you begin down at that end, then white — WHITE, I ask you — tights with sequins all over them. And then shorts. Unbearable, that, to any person. Shorts on a 77-year-old, because that’s how ancient she is. Instead of sitting at home like any right-thinking Whistler’s Mother-type grandmother, she’s out in public flaunting herself in white tights and a pair of matching white shorts.
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